History of the Mineral Fish/April Fools

This is a joke article.
Please don't take this information
seriously. This article is from a historical perspective very old.
This has surely hasn't not
been updated, this is being updated every mifernian millisecond This article is a massive stub.
This article is a stub, meaning it's tiny and useless.
If you don't expand this, we will ban your account even
if you don't have an account. Yes, I know there is a lot of alerts, but that is for the good, and I am an admin (and Pookles)

History

There is no history. It started with the topic..right?